Breakfast of Champions

I was pumped to find out that I received the boxes with my office supplies from my cube/desk in KC. 

I was not so pumped to see that the boxes looked like this. 

Which resulted in this. 

Meaning leftover asparagus* instead of oatmeal for breakfast. 

*Yes, this is from the post 2 days ago from the company dinner 

On the plus side, my Coors Light came in tact.