Selfies are so not my jam.

So my friend, George, has a t-shirt business (Brookside Tees) and has given out t-shirts to lady friends to promote his business. While I do rep his company whenever I wear his tee, I struggle with posting pictures to his Twitter & Instagram showcasing me in the tee. 

Why? you ask. Well partially because I'm not exceptionally photogenic, but mostly because I suck at selfies. If you don't believe me, please see the shenanigans that ensued a few days ago while trying to take a selfie. 

 Head cut off. 

 Just the boobs.

 Accidentally hit the record button.

And... for the win... can't keep both eyes open.

 

Turns out I look better as a pirate.